3.31.2005

LET'S FACE IT, YOUR KIDS ARE STUPID

undiesriver.jpg
*note: swimming in the east river can be very hazardous to your health. . . especially if you cut your leg open on a rock in the water. it lands you in the hospital with one hell of a funky infection. i just feel bad for the kids that were drinking the water on a dare. i wonder whatever happened to them. . .

dumb but funny (especially the guy's laugh) in texas, nonetheless.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

15

16

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.30.2005

THE LAST GHETTO SUPERSTAR

ojcard.jpg

RIP Johnnie Cochran. actually i really just loved the sound bite they got today from OJ yelling at reporters to get off his property.

i was in a really crappy mood last night, till i watched that movie "Ray" (as in Charles). now i just feel like a lazy worthless bum. but at least i'm not in a bad mood anymore.

Pay To Cum party tonight? anyone?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

13

14

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.29.2005

I'M GONNA SHOOT THE LIVESTOCK WHEN YOU GO

creeper.jpg
creeper.jpg
creeper.jpg
creeper.jpg
creeper.jpg
congratulations to Creeper on his senior thesis. not many kids rock their senior show having sold most of the work before it hits the walls. . . but that's how Creeper likes it. and his mom made home-baked cookies for the opening too. mom-cookies, monsters, and occasional stabbings. . . that's my kind of opening.

i know this isn't very important, but did you know that Castro fled to brooklyn and is hiding out as my roommate? it's kinda weird, but he doesn't complain about having to smoke his cigars on the fire escape so i guess things are fine. although the constant mumbling and stroking his beard bit does get annoying.

so apparently suckapants.com is rated as porn? that's hottt.

and a filter for your tv specifically to block the right-wing nut-job news service fox news? yes. i don't know how it works (or if it works). but it's pure genius. i'd buy one if i ever watched tv.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

11

12

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.28.2005

ROCKSTARS ARE USELESS

revsfloor.jpg
it's amazing what you can find in the trash.

from my friend over at Deteriorate. . . near-death-cab-collisions are considered "missed connections."

and this is useful and a good place to waste some time.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

09

10

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.26.2005

HIPPIES ARE THE NEW TERRORISTS

01

the infamous orange netting
01
01
01
01

undercover cop filming all arrestees
01

undercover cop planted in with the riders
01
01
01

cutting locked bikes
01
01

loading confiscated bikes (beginning)
01
01
01

the new face of terror
01
01
01

confiscated bikes (end)
01
01

CBS news with the police mastermind Bruce Smolka, NYPD Asst. Chief
01
01
01

arrestee at second location later that night
01
01
01
Critical Mass last night (3/25/05)

so it's official, cops really are scared of bikes.

*UPDATE:
- press release from Time's UP!
- statement from lawyer Norman Siegel
- Judge Pauley's previous 2004 ruling in regard to Critical Mass [pdf]

3.25.2005

COULDN'T BREAK YOUR HEART WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER

barr1.jpg

anyone go the the Tracy And The Plastics show last night? was it me or did BARR really blow everyone else out of the water? Tracy wasn't really on her game last night, so maybe it's not a fair comparison. . . although i can say that if they had charged more than $7 for that show i would feel ripped-off. better keep it cheap if your headliner isn't even going to give it much effort.

Critical Mass tonight people! although i know practically none of you will be there. . . which is a shame. but perhaps when the warmer weather arrives we can rectify this. after all, bikes are the new sports cars.

okay so i wanted this friday post to be an upbeat one, but i ignored something that actually is pretty important, even if it isn't much fun. below is the latest news about the ongoing NYPD's campaign to take out Critical Mass, and now Time's Up! as well.

(From Time's Up!) Legal Update 03/23/2005:

Yesterday, the City of New York served Time's Up!, and individually Bill DiPaola, Brandon Neubauer, Leah Rorvig, and Matthew Roth with a new lawsuit, brought in state court. In the lawsuit, the city is seeking an injunction against Time's Up! and the aforementioned individuals to prevent us from advertising or promoting the meeting place for the Critical Mass at Union Square, and to prevent us or anyone in concert with us from riding in the streets in Critical Mass style without obtaining a permit from the NYPD. It claims that any event whatsoever with 20 or more persons requires a permit.

TIME'S UP! responds that this case is ridiculous, selective enforcement. Everyday there are hundreds of events that goes on with more than 20 people without a permit. Furthermore, we advertise hundreds of events each year promoting sustainable environmental solutions. Some of the events we organize and others we are just passing along the word. Our right to do so is protected under the First Amendment.

We are hoping for a friendly outcome that would benefit the people of NYC and we are actively seeking funds to defend the right to assemble and the right to free speech, without a permit. Still We Ride!

*RANDOM UPDATE: to everyone who was at the Glass House party last night, please stop sending me photos of the naked people there. they're gross and almost got me fired. thanks.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

07

08

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.24.2005

PENNY-PINCHERS AIN'T NOTHIN' TO BE PROUD

glasshousecorner.jpg

so i may be blowing one of the best (and new) secrets in brooklyn, but The Free Store is having a benefit show/party tonight. The Free Store is just what it says, it's a store where everything is free. it basically functions like a thrift store, subsisting off donations. . . but since everything is given to it for free, they don't charge a mark up on it's way out the door. i thought it would be kind of all sorts of broken crap and found junk. but i was wrong. my one friend got a great pair of jeans (diesel) there, along with some sweaters. another friend found some hot shoes and kitchen stuff. i personally dropped off a bag of shoes i had collected over time (ex-roommates leftover stuff, etc) and found a pretty sweet brown-grey hoodie. so i am going to strongly promote this place, because the more people donate the better it is. i think it has the potential to be a really great resource.

so the party info is as follows:
-- first wave = Country, Folk & Ragtime show with Jeffery Lewis, Micah "Blue" Smaldone, Death Vessel, Friends, Andy Boise, and Our Poor Neighbors.
Thursday, March 24th at 7pm
Glass House: 38 S. 1st St. at Kent (L train to Bedford)
$6 and free drinks before 9 pm
(the flyer is a great drawing of a hobo flying along on a track bike through the countryside)

-- second wave = Extravaganza Of Ridiculous Proportions: a cyborg masquerade dance party with dancing cyborg pandas, robot battles, circus performers and cupcakes. DJs Suggested D & Lady Vitamins.
Thursday, March 24th at 12pm
same place
$5 with a cyborg-themed mask, $6 without

Proceeds go to sustaining The Free Store
(131 Grand St. at Berry, open everyday 2-9pm)
brooklynfreestore@riseup.net

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

05

06

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.23.2005

BANKSY HITS NYC

banksymus21.jpg
The Brooklyn Museum

banksymus22.jpg
The Metropolitan Museum Of Art

banksymus23.jpg
The Museum Of Natural History

banksymus24.jpg
The Museum of Modern Art

banksymus20.jpg
"The British Pensioner" himself

Banksy is a god.
(a wooster collective exclusive).

*UPDATE: see Banksy (and above photo) on the front page of The New York Times today (Mar. 24th). [free login required]

SCREAM, CRY, LIVE, DIE

hisham.jpg

so i saw mr. Hisham Bharoocha (of x-Black Dice and current Pixeltan fame) perform at tonic the other night. i wasn't entirely sure what to expect, i remember seeing Black Dice at house shows before they kind of went all druggy-whale-sounds. . . those were always my favorite. a combination of long drawn-out distorted vocals, electronic and guitar sounds combining and playing off each other as they slowly built into a huge crescendo, and the intense merciless drumming keeping it solidly driving forward. but then they kind of went even farther into the spacey-weird-influenced-by-new-age direction, and then they got rid of their drummer. . . about a year later hisham is playing by himself, and picking up where those house shows left off. the man was playing a drum kit, a bass guitar, singing, working a vocal distortion/sample box. . . all at the same time. it was really intense. i'm not going to pretend he doesn't have a few bugs to work out (playing 3 instruments at once does have a few technical challenges), but when he does he may very well resurrect what (in my mind) was Black Dice's pinnacle.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3
below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below. leave your guesses in the comments.

03

04

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.22.2005

COVERS COMPILATION #3

Covers3-coversm.jpg

COVER SONG COMPILATION: #3

so for the next couple weeks i'll be posting my third covers compilation. each track is numbered because half the fun of this is figuring out who is covering who. below the tracks are cd-sized files (jpg or pdf) for printing out your own booklet (both inside and outside). the important part is that the INSIDE file has the song list, that being: the artist on the cd, the song, and the original artist. . . however they are all out of order. so download it and match them up as i post 'em. when it's all said and done you should have a pretty good 22 track mix cd of cover songs. i did not try to select obscure of difficult covers, i picked what i did based simply on what i liked. so while some will be very easy (and possibly already on your computer), it is intended to be a mix cd first and foremost. if there's a good response i may resurrect cover comps #1 and #2. #4 isn't far behind either. . . if for some reason anyone has trouble reading the song list, let me know and i'll just list it below.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

leave your guesses in the comments.

01

02

- insert outside (cover) [jpg] [pdf] [web]

- insert inside (song list) [jpg] [pdf] [web]


buy music, especially independent.

3.20.2005

COWBOY IS THE NEW HIPSTER



moustache riders party was awesome.

have a photo gig today, no posting.

covers comp #3 starts tomorrow.

oh yeah, and this is kind of f*cked up/brilliant(?). . .

3.18.2005

DOIN' DAMAGE WITH STYLE

girlgungraffiti.jpg

don't you just hate it when this happens. . .

another Moustache Riders party alert (tomorrow). . . the "Delivery High Rollers" event. there's an alleycat bike race beforehand starting at Food Swings around 7 (with some crazy bling prizes), but most likely you're going to be more of the drink-dance-get drunk-fall down variety. so for you there is a bumpin' dance party (detroit booty bass from one side, dancehall hotness on the other, with some crazy obscure 80s most-danceable mixed in) at Glasshouse. . . and it's only 5 damn dollars. party o' clock, see you there.

••••••••

Moustache Riders present "Delivery High Rollers"

High Rollers Alleycat!!!! Mad Prizes for Winners!!!! Know what it's like to do food delivery and do some damage... Race begins at 7:00 pm at Food Swings - the Brooklyn Special. $5 to race - free after party entry with spoke card.
- Location: Food Swings (Grand / Havemeyer, Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
- When: Saturday, March 19, 7:00pm

Pump up the Jam after party!!!! DJ dirty fingers (Black Label), Yo Sweetness (Moustache Riders), some Booty Base and more. $5 @ the door / cheap drinks.
- Location: Glasshouse 38 S. 1st between Kent and Wythe
- When: Saturday, March 19, 10:00pm

••••••••

and somewhat related, did anyone go to that crazy "Fixed" magazine launch party last night? we were there but didn't feel in the mood for the bouncers-guestlist-ridiculous people gauntlet. reports thus far are conflicting, anyone got their two cents to chip in?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

this little gem was contributed by miss girlhattan. much thanks for this cover of Outkast's "Hey Ya" done by JD Natasha. kinda like if PJ Harvey merged with Annie Defranco and gave it a shot with a violin.

• JD Natasha - Hey Ya


buy music, especially independent.

3.17.2005

MEMOREXED MEMORIES

t-shoes1.jpg

in case you ever wondered why i don't recommend buying things from Amazon. . .

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

okay so i like cover songs, that much has been established. several years ago i decided to start putting together cd compilations of amazing covers that i came across over the course of a year. for the first few years i did them with custom hand-painted cds and full-color double-sided booklets and just gave/mailed them to my friends. it was very very time consuming, but fun. however, it seems that a lot of these cover comps didn't survive the trials and tribulations of people's lives, so i don't really feel like spending another month hunched over a table painting cds and cutting inserts. instead i'm going to post this year's cover comp on suckapants. and although i've been at this for four years, we are only up to #3. the chaos that consumed my life after my father's motorcycle accident caused the release of #3 to be significantly delayed. #4 is pretty much compiled though, so the gap in between the two might not be too long. there is also one other thing about these cover comps i should mention. . . inside the booklet i included the artist on the cd, the song title, and the original artist. . . but totally out of order. so it's a bit of a puzzle too match up who is covering who. it's not really that difficult, but i like to make people work a little. . . so yeah, i should start posting "Cover Compilation: Volume 3" next week. in the meantime, here's a track from a young band (literally young, 11 and 9 years old) composed of two sisters. they are called Smoosh and hail from seattle. oh yeah, and they make your bad-ass junior high self (with your hammer pants and slap bracelets and New Kids buttons) look like a fool.

• Smoosh - Make It Through


buy music, especially independent.

3.16.2005

WHAT PRICE LOVE?

osgemioshand.jpg
photo of part of the current installation by Os Gemeos at Deitch Projects.

Stachemaster, my contact in italy, just sent this to me: 7:35 AM. so good, so very very good. it's gettin' me excited for the Brooklyn Underground Film Festival already.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

so while i am a fan of Tv On the Radio, they did not deliver the best cover on the Daniel Johnston tribute album (see previous post). that honor probably goes to Bright Eyes. while the inherently similar song-stylings of the two artists makes Conor Oberst an obvious choice, i have to give him more credit than that. i think it's almost more difficult to do a good cover of someone that is already pretty close to home to begin with. Conor is able to add something to an already great song without departing from what he (or Daniel Johnston) do well. give it a listen and tell me if i am right or wrong on this one.

• Bright Eyes - Devil Town


buy music, especially independent.

3.15.2005

NYC RAPE MAP PARTY TIME

kickbox1.jpg

first, i have to say much love to Aaron Cometbus for changing his site to this.

and now more head's up on great events this week (good kids are behind this one, so go support 'em). oh yeah, and this is TOMORROW (wednesday), by the way.

NYC-rapemap.org presents

THE SAFETY DANCE

Get down for a good cause. With Les Sans Coulette, Langhorne Slim, Xavier, and the Hazzards. DJ Shotnez spins after midnight. Win decadent raffle prizes.

NYC-Rapemap, the start-up website and organization dedicated to women's safety, will hold a special music benefit. All proceeds will go to the expansion and maintenance of NYC-rapemap.org. Started in December in reaction to the recent spat of sexual assaults in the Williamsburg and Greenpoint neighborhoods, NYC-rapemap.org is creating social media, by using online mapping technology to chart safer routes for women walking home alone. This is the first website dedicated solely to women and pedestrian safety in New York City/Brooklyn.

Join us for the Safety Dance!
March 16, 2005 : 8 PM
Union Pool
484 Union Ave, Williamsburg
$15 (includes ticket to win decadent raffle prizes!)
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BUILDING A SAFER CITY

By Subway: L at LORIMER, G at METROPOLITAN, corner of Meeker and Union.

NYC-rapemap.org

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

Daniel Johnston is a genius. most respectable musicians seem to know this. however more than a few music appreciators don't seem to be clued in to this fact. a recent release called "Discovered Covered: The Late Great Daniel Johnston" appears to be finally giving him some due. it's a two-cd deal, one being covers by an excellent cross-section of admirers, and the other cd being a "best of" of sorts. it's pretty much an essential cd, and by far one of my top five from last year. so here is a track from one of my favorite bands to hear covers by, Tv On the Radio.

• Tv On The Radio - Walking The Cow


buy music, especially independent.

3.14.2005

MISSED THE MOST

scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped
scoped

Black Label at the Scope art fair. i officially suck because i ended up missing all the fun due to excessive "security measures" (ie. not letting anyone back in after like 10 pm, even with the appropriate arm band/pass). so only a small sampling of the night exists. i still am mad that i was not there to witness Madagascar Institute's instrument-case flame-throwers, and when they dropped the entire ceiling down on the crowd. and the nudity and dancing, i missed that too. i suck.

however, tonight is the debut screening of antlered girl's new film she worked on, "I Had An Abortion" at the Brecht Forum (451 West St.). it's been getting a lot of press/buzz/controvery, especially with the t-shirts (just in Glamour magazine). you should go.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MP3:

so in some sort of loose conneciton to the very beautiful rip of Ted Leo's cover that Music For Robots provided us with, here's a rip of another quirky cover i pulled from british radio. it's Will Young doing a send up of Outkast's infectious radio hit, "Hey Ya." there's a choir in there people, a choir.

• Will Young- Hey Ya


buy music, especially independent.