6.03.2005

WE AIN'T ALL SUCKAPANTS, THAT'S FOR SURE

Are you sure? I am...cuz today it's not my birthday, it's not your birthday, not her birthday and not his birthday (pointin' fingers to everyone while holding a gold wireless mic)... today it's S U C K A P A N T S birthday (then Sucka cames out of his camaro - wich he got from his Antlered fan club - walking on the red carpet!) Eeeeeee! What a beautiful day... The wind is blowing gracefully, the dogs are hopping like bunnies and the old ladies are crossin' the streets in skates. It is a blessing. Happy birthday! la la la

4 comments:

  1. Happy bday from the kind folks over here at the fan club. We've been sweepin up real good for your arrival. i know it's gonna be a great day despite these stormclouds. we hired some rainbows and a jug band and we're all gonna get twisted on soda with you, sucka. if only you promise us an autograph.

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  2. what the hell kind of crazy pills did you take anyway? i mean, damn, it's yo' birfday and shiz, but whoa. look forward to, uhh, celebrating it by popping open your Mac Mini and doing good things to its inside place. you're next.

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  3. wait - 6/3 is suckapants' birthday? it's my birthday too!

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